'It's said that gaining and losing is a part of life.'
'The same happened with our 3 dear friends.'
'This is Raju, whose luck did change.'
'He got rich, but lost his mother. '
'And him! He is Shyam. He got rich too.'
'But lost Anuradha, his lady love in an accident.'
'And who can forget him! He is Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte.'
'He got a lot of money too.'
'He had nothing to lose except for his loincloth.'
'So he lost his senses.'
Oh my darling!
"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."
"Adorn my feet with anklets, beloved."
"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."
"Adorn my feet with anklets, beloved."
"Adorn me, beloved."
"The spice of love..."
"Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved."
"Let the love from my heart pour out."
"Then mix a little desire in it."
"After adding the spice of intoxication in it..."
"Make me taste it with your fingers."
"Stop making me feel so restless, beloved."
"The spice of love."
"Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved."
"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."
"Adorn my feet with anklets, beloved."
"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."
"Adorn my feet with anklets, beloved."
"Adorn me, beloved."
"The spice of love..."
"Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved."
Hey, Babu! - Hey, Babu!
Look how rich he is! - He's throwing cheques!
Don't worry. There's no money in the bank!
All the money is in the house.
Oh, Goddess of wealth... Bless me!
Hail the telephone!
Hail wrong number! Hail Devi Prasad!
Hail money! - What's this, Babu?
Stop being a couch potato!
What is it? - We're rich now!
Should I start floating in the air? - Relax!
Take your shoes off! One shouldn't wear them at home.
Babu, you'll remain poor forever!
Be rich, think rich. - Live in style.
Use forks and spoons. - How can I?
How can you eat burgers with them? - What's this?
It's been 15 minutes, and you still haven't changed your clothes.
Act rich!
Rich men change their clothes every 15 minutes,
their house, every 30 minutes and their business, every hour.
And their wives, every 2 hours. - I don't have a wife!
Should I use the neighbour's? - At least change the phone!
You haven't even changed the number!
At least change the model! - Don't touch it! Keep it back!
Don't talk about changing this phone.
Change your name, clothes or even your father...
But leave this phone.
These riches, this bungalow, these shoes and our undergarments,
we owe everything to this phone.
This isn't just a phone, but the bell of luck!
Hello!
Who is calling? - Kabeera!
Kabeera speaking! - Tell him that Baburao is dead.
Tell him that Baburao died! - He won't listen to me.
Tell him.
Kabeera!
Hail Maharashtra!
Star Fisheries? How dare you play the fool!
Half the fish drowned, and the rest died of thirst.
And Baburao's loincloth fell off too.
Scoundrel! How dare you pull my loincloth!
God, take them away!
Not me, take away these two poor guys.
Oh, God! The water is cold!
Oh, God!
What do we do about Babu?
Even if he gets a golden mug, he'll use it to beg.
Why does he have to bathe with a bucket?
How will the neighbours respect us? - I'll explain to him.
Babu, what are you doing?
Something that you haven't done for the last 5 years. I'm bathing.
Does one bathe like this?
How else? - Why do you need to use a bucket?
Immerse the bucket directly to draw water.
He doesn't have common sense. - This is a swimming pool!
Why do you use a bucket? Just dive in!
How do I dive into it? - Like this!
Hello! Yes?
Devi Prasad? Who are you?
Anuradha from Laxmi Chit Fund? Yes, tell me.
Double the money in 21 days? Yes, I'm interested!
I'm Devi Prasad! Give me your address.
For office purposes!
Jai Ambe Chambers, 27.
The last stop of 4 Limited buses. The building opposite that? Bye!
The car has broken down. I'll take the bus!
Ticket!
Next stop. - Last stop.
1000 rupees? Don't you have any change?
You must have change. - I don't!
Hurry up! - Do one thing!
Buy her ticket and her daughter's. - She isn't my daughter!
Buy one for her husband. - He isn't my husband!
Then give us tickets!
I can't give you change even if you buy tickets for everyone!
Take this and give him a ticket! My stop is next!
But. - Give the ticket. Keep this!
Thank you, ma'am. - Ticket!
Return my money. - Here.
Ma'am, listen to me. Please don't run!
Listen, Madhuri! - My name isn't Madhuri.
What is it? - Why?
I know you have no business with me. But you bought a ticket for me!
I had to get down as I was in a hurry! Can I go now?
Listen to me! Just a moment! I'll return your money.
No need! - Please come!
Please! How much is it for?
Rs 10 each. - Give me two!
I don't want it! - It's famous! Try it once!
Why are you staring at me?
Here, sir. - Take this. Piping hot!
Take this hot corn. - Here's Rs 1000!
I don't have change.
Don't you keep change? Ask someone!
No one has change for Rs 50 this early!
Find it! Ask him! - Keep this!
Now it's Rs 30! Listen!
Give it back!
What did you do, Nilima? I owe you Rs 30.
My name isn't Nilima. Please stop following me.
How can I? I'll pay you back!
What? - I'll get change from this stall.
But... - Come with me!
Give us 2 ice-candies. - Yes, sir!
Take this.
It's very famous!
Take this. - I don't have change.
Give it back!
I hope you're enjoying.
Stop! Thank you!
Careful, ma'am. - Come on!
How much? - Rs 60!
Here. - I don't have change.
You guys don't keep change! Who do I ask?
What are you doing? Rs 60! I owe you Rs 110!
There's a horse-carriage. We'll take a ride.
I don't want my money. Stop following me!
I will pay you back!
Are they constructing or demolishing the building?
Do it immediately!
Hello! - Hello!
Good morning, ma'am. - Who are you?
I'm Devi Prasad.
I know Devi Prasad personally.
His age must be... - You misunderstood.
Devi Prasad has sent me. - Have a seat.
Thank you, ma'am.
Tell me, will you really double the money?
Yes, in 21 days. Any doubts?
No doubts. - Hasn't Devi Prasad informed you?
He did. Your office is in a building under construction.
It should be in a posh locality.
Thank you for reminding me.
Mr Bijlani, what is this?
I gave you 100 million more than the market price.
You still haven't completed my building!
The Home Minister is arriving soon. Where will I seat him?
It should be completed.
That's good.
Tell me one thing.
Will my money...
Double too? - Sorry.
Our scheme is for a limited number of people.
I'm limited too. I eat, drink, sleep and stay with limited people.
In fact, the bus in which I came, was limited too.
You're laughing! - All right!
I'll give you a chance. - Yes.
But our company's policy is that
neither do we accept more than 100 million, nor less than 10.
10 million?
Where will I get 10 million?
What happened?
How will I bring it? It's a big amount.
You won't come here. Register your address.
I'll collect it personally. - Yes.
Sign this form and keep it ready.
I'll check your lifestyle, status and bank balance.
Nothing less than 10 million? - No.
10 million? - Yes.
Good policy.
Dalmia Estate Agent. Put Banwari on the line.
Banwari, Raju here! I want a bungalow...
Bungalow... - Located between a race course and golf course.
I want a private pond with waterproof fish.
I want a stadium and a multiplex to watch movies.
What? I'll call you later! Bye! - Scoundrel!
Raju! Have you hit multiple jackpots?
Poor people gamble, Babu.
I do business!
What business? - I'll tell you.
How did Tata, Birla, Ambani and Devi Prasad get rich?
I know! - Do they smoke cigarettes?
No, it's a secret! - Secret?
They put their entire money in chit funds.
After 21 days, their money is doubled.
21 days later, it increases 4 times.
21 days later.. - 8 times!
After that.. - 16 times! 32 times!
That's why I'm leaving 50 million for each of you.
Raju. - Babu, don't fall for this fraud's words!
He'll make us homeless!
My right eye has been twitching since morning.
We'll surely be millionaires!
Raju! - In that case, every blind guy would be a millionaire.
Oh Lord!
Praise the Almighty!
Give it! - What?
Give me 50 million.
You start begging the moment you see a rich man.
Let me invest! Give it! - What?
Give 1 million each and sign here!
I won't! - No!
If I invest, I'll get 20 million in 21 days.
You're educated, aren't you?
Read it! - Read what's written.
It says the money will double in 21 days. 10 million will double.
Does it say that? Give it here! I trust Raju!
I'll give you 1 million!
Come on! You sign!
But Babu... - Come on sign!
"Something is fishy!"
What? - Did you hear that?
He always hears something! - There's no song! No radio or TV!
Come on! Sign!
"Something is fishy!"
I can hear it! Can't you. - Come on!
Come on! Sign it please!
That's okay! But we only have 3 million.
Where will we get 7 million?
Do you trust me? I have faith in God. - Yes.
I'll arrange for 7 million somehow.
Fine? Okay! - He's a very nice person.
Babu, you're falling for the same trick!
Shut your foul mouth!
Oh God, I hope my money gets doubled.
Raju!
The car stopped again!
Where will I get 7 million?
My palms are itching!
Don't worry about money while your boss is alive. - Yes!
If you consider me your boss, we'll climb higher.
Take this! - Thank you!
Is that enough? - Yes!
Come to me if you have problems. If you want anything.
Chotu! - Coming!
Get a cup of tea.
I don't have change. - This is your tip!
Rs 1000? - It's a tip!
Rs 1000 tip? - I'll pay for the tea later.
Thank you!
This country is so polluted!
Chotu! - Yes!
Send someone to my bungalow with 3-4 coolers! It's hot!
Why don't you have tea in a hotel?
I'm used to this! There was a time when I was poor.
We became millionaires overnight. - How?
Millionaires in 25 days.
Millionaires in 25 days?
Are you involved in the counterfeit currency racket?
Not a counterfeit business...
Move over there!
I have a scheme. I've discovered the scheme of the rich.
Money doubles within 25 days!
Money doubles within 25 days?
I want to double my money too!
This scheme isn't for any Tom, Dick or Harry.
You need to have important contacts.
Bring me tea, buddy!
We know each other now! Bring a special cup for him!
How long do I know you?
Brother, 7 minutes have passed! Please!
Fine! I've put a minimum of 7. - Tea!
Sugar? - Yes!
Get sugar! - Get it! Go!
Mister!
I'll need 7 million rupees! - 7 million!
Don't shout! People will find out!
I don't have 7 million.
I want nothing less than 5 million!
5 million? It's not my cup of tea. - Listen!
Don't lose heart.
I have another scheme in mind for 3 million.
3 million? But I have only 2 million.
Oh no!
Do something! - Okay fine!
Where is the money?
Next door, in cash.
Get it now! - Yes!
Bring it to my mansion. - Okay!
I'll bring the money there! - Okay! Go!
I still need 5 million more.
What's the guarantee? - What?
I need some security.
Go back! - No...
This scheme isn't meant for you. Go back! - No!
Forgive me! - Go away!
You're my Godfather! - Take this money.
You're better off with the Rs 10 scheme.
Go! - I trust you!
I'll get it! - Okay!
I'll reach your bungalow! - Okay.
Will you surely come? - Yes! Definitely!
Scoundrel, we're working here, and you're just strolling.
I'm waiting for 2 million!
Is it going to walk to you? - Yes.
Why? Can't the 2 million afford to hire a cab?
That was a good joke! Laugh, you jerk!
A man will come here. I lured him perfectly.
Oh, Lord! Alcohol drives one crazy!
Why were you coughing all night?
Have a sip from my bottle.
Will alcohol relieve my cough?
Alcohol relieved my father of his garage. He lost his property.
It killed him! Won't it relieve your cough?
Boys! He's coming!
Don't say anything!
What will we say instead of anything? - That's the problem!
Don't be with him. You'll go mad!
Go and do your work.
You came so soon.
Brought the money? - Yes!
This is a Lavni folk dancer.
This is... - This is my gardener.
Babu, water them properly.
Scoundrel! How dare you insult me?
I'll kill you!
Is he your gardener? I saw him spending recklessly! - I know!
Whenever he gets his salary, he gives it to me.
I return double the amount, and then he goes on a binge. - Okay.
He was there too. - He's the driver. Driver...
I told you to keep the cash box inside. - Shut up!
He told you to shut up! - He's like my father.
He looked after me since I was five.
He's been my driver since then.
5 years? He appears to be of your age.
Have you heard of plastic surgery?
I spent 40 million, to cover his face with plastic.
He even joined the gym. Does he look 60? - No.
Money makes everything possible.
Have you got the money? - Yes!
Shall we count it? - We people don't sit.
Some water? - Who drinks water?
Water is for plants. We drink beer!
Save water, drink beer. That's our motto!
Will it double in 25 days?
It'll double if you give it. - Yes!
I'll come in 25 days. - Okay.
Fine! I'll leave! - Bye!
Scoundrel! How dare you call me a gardener?
Babu, we've got 2 million!
You look like a thief with those dark glasses. You call me a driver?
Babu!
Thief! Scoundrel! Wait! - He's gone mad!
Scoundrel, I'll hit you! - Wait there!
What questions are the people from Laxmi Chit Fund going to ask?
Delhi's capital is India!
You said Laxmi Chit Fund doesn't accept
an investment below 10 million.
Don't worry! - We have a total of 5 now!
Where will we get 5? - Here's the other 5!
Another 5! You doubled it! - Where did you get it?
I'll return it to the one I borrowed it from.
There she comes! There's my wealth!
Welcome!
This is Anuradha.
Is your name Anuradha as well?
What do you mean? Is your name Anuradha?
Of course not, I am. - This is Shyam.
My name is Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte.
Let's go inside. It's very sunny.
Shyam, nice name.
Anuradha!
Nice coffee. - Thank you.
Beautiful house. - Thanks! Here are the papers.
Mr Shyam, have you done a Masters? - Yes.
Mr Raju, which degree is ITUS?
To fool people!
Good!
It's International Talent of Ultimate Students! ITUS!
I've never heard about it. - You mustn't have!
It's a difficult course. Very few students can do it.
You have to be very intelligent. I was one of them.
That's strange. - I know.
This is my degree.
This? - Yes.
It looks like a school leaving certificate. How far did you study?
Till afternoon. - What?
My father dropped me to school in the morning.
The whole school came to drop me home, with this certificate.
Anuradha, I want to ask you a question.
What business is this company involved in
that doubles our money in 21 days?
That's a very intelligent question. - Thank you!
The foreign company in which our company invests,
doubles our money in 7 days.
I see! - Raju, let's go directly over there.
Keep quiet, Babu.
Are you satisfied, Mr Shyam? - Yes!
Your money will be doubled!
Not claps! Give me the money!
The receipt is in this. - 5 million each.
It's 10 million. - Okay.
Congratulations!
You'll be millionaires in a few days.
I just want to be a husband.
Let's get him married.
And take his money. - Bye.
Raju, where is her office located?
In this building! Where is the office?
Where is our money? - It's a ruin!
Where is the office?
Move! There was a Laxmi Chit Fund office over here.
Where is the board? - I'm looking for it too!
The office was here! - It was here!
Where is that girl? Tell me fast!
We came to collect our salary.
They promised to pay double.
Today, we found that everybody had vanished.
What?
I'm feeling giddy! Where's that girl!
I told you he is a fraud!
I told you not to entrust him with our money.
I thought the girl looked innocent!
How did I know she'd ditch us?
How could Anuradha do this?
Keep quiet! You scoundrel! - Why are you hitting me?
You are the curse on my life.
Hit me! Everyone is hitting me!
Have you gone mad?
Take this and crack his skull. - Don't hit me!
Two for one! You double things as well!
Have you gone crazy! - How dare you double it?
You double things?
Anuradha is your sister! Where is she?
Babu, what are you doing? He isn't Anuradha's brother!
In that case, he is Anuradha!
You've put a false moustache!
Babu, this can't be my Anuradha.
He is a man! - What a man?
Have you gone mad?
Babu, calm down!
It's true that the scoundrel Raju lost 3 million.
We still have our house worth Rs 5 million.
Oh God! - Relax!
I completely forgot that we have a mansion.
Raju, you scoundrel! Give me the documents of the mansion.
You'll sell the house as well. He can't be trusted. - Here!
Did you understand?
Why doesn't he speak?
Do we still have this mansion?
We had the mansion. - What?
Did you sell the house?
You asked me where the 5 million came from!
It came from selling it. - I'll kill you!
Babu!
Babu! Raju!
Hurry up! Isn't there enough petrol?
Who is this?
It's been 25 days! I'm a millionaire now!
My money's doubled!
Oh God! I'll offer you two coconuts!
Take this. - What are you doing?
All slavery over from today!
Where are you going?
Are you here for the job of a watchman?
Cook! Call your master!
Call the master? I'm the master!
Lord, you are great!
Everyone from the driver, the gardener and the cook is rich!
Raju must've doubled your money as well.
I want double my money! - Raju!
Raju, I have come!
Does this sofa belong to your father? - It's Raju's!
Raju!
Raju has gone bankrupt. - What?
He sold this mansion to me 25 days ago and left.
If I don't get my money, I'll die!
Not here, die on the road.
Tell me where that Raju is, or I'll kill you.
Leave my neck. - Tell me first, or I'll kill you.
Leave my neck, I'll tell you. - Here!
How dare you hit me! This short guy will hit me!
You'll hit me? Now I'll show you!
Do you know me?
I've robbed guns from the thieves houses and collected them.
I'll kill you with these two antique guns!
I won't spare you!
Don't hold it like a 'beedi'. Hold it like a smoking pipe.
This is Baburao's style. Click the photo!
How is it? - Great!
Do I get the role in your drama?
These clothes are hired.
Hired? - So?
You're playing the role of the hero's father. - Father?
His dead father. We'll put your photo on the stage.
With a plastic garland over it!
I'll hit you with a bucket! You'll die before you realise it!
The riches of the bungalow and this queue for water.
Shyam! Raju!
What...
Hey smarty!
Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte.
Don't dry your clothes over here.
It's wet. Let it dry. - It's my shift.
Night shift or day shift? - Are you new?
It's old. I just washed it.
This is my balcony!
It seems as if this place belongs to your father?
Is it your father's? - Yes.
My father has a huge mansion in Kolhapur.
Dry your clothes in Kolhapur. Not here!
If I dry my loincloth in Kolhapur, what will I wear here?
I'll burst you!
Do I look like a balloon?
I'll throw you down from here.
I'll use the stairs to come up. - Let me solve the problem.
I'll show you. - Me too!
What will you do? - And you?
What? - I'll dry the loincloth and underwear here!
You don't know me. - So what?
Who are you? - Then know me.
Hit him!
Come on, Babu. - Hold me! He doesn't know me!
Hit him hard! - Hold me!
Let me... - Hold me!
Come on! - Hold...
Let's go! - I won't spare him!
What do you want? - Yes.
Have you seen Raju? - Who Raju?
The one who gave you a Rs 1000 tip.
To him!
Him? - Hadn't he given it to you?
He's a fraud. He gives you a tip and snatches the money back later.
He doesn't pay for the tea. Make 4 special cups of tea!
I won't spare that jerk.
I will give you Rs 150.
Rs 300 for 2, right?
A man buys a pair of shoes! Don't make a fool of Kachra.
They are made in Japan. - Sell them there!
Now it's your turn to ruin us.
Pull it off!
Don't fool with me! I'm late for the interview!
I can't find one pair of my 4 imported shoes.
When I hit Raju with them, they were there!
Hey Shyam! Take this, a day's meal.
And Babu's liquor for 2 days.
Where did you get the money from?
Money is just dirt on the hand.
You should've told me before! I had a bath and cleaned all the dirt.
Give me the bottle. - Has anyone seen my shoes?
Interview? - Yes.
I would've sold your shoes after the interview.
Did you sell my shoes? - Nothing was left to sell!
Babu, this... - You scoundrel!
It'll tear! What will I wear beneath the suit?
Should I wear slippers? - Leave me! Look at him!
Did he say a word? I sold his watch and glasses!
Did he say anything? - Did you sell the watch?
You jerk! I'll sell your underwear! - Babu!
I'll strip you naked! - What are you doing?
Take this.
Your bottle fell down. - What?
Let me go. - Don't spare him!
What will you do with a watch? - Babu!
Your time has come to an end. - Don't spare him!
First catch him! - Raju! Scoundrel!
You sold my watch!
I won't give you food. - Your food!
Why are you hitting me? - Catch him!
Get hold of him, Babu. - Look, he's hitting you again!
Not me! - Move aside!
Scoundrel!
The warrior has woken up!
Come on, Babu! Come on, Babu! - Hit him!
Murder him, Babu! I'm behind you.
I'll support you! Babu! He's fighting back. Scoundrel!
Leave my ears! - Jerk!
Leave it! - Not my nose!
Fight like a man! Like a warrior! - Raju! Dog!
Please come.
Babu, a girl has come.
When did I say it's a boy?
Babu, it's gone.
Get your spectacles corrected. She hasn't gone. She's still here.
Your loincloth.
She has worn a dress, not a loincloth.
Babu, your loincloth!
Loincloth!
Where is it? - What are you doing? Wear it!
Wind it up! Tie it up!
Dressing up!
Don't make it tight! - Tuck it in.
Done.
You've tied my hands!
How are you?
How come you're here? - I've come for the rent.
You can give whatever you feel like.
No! I've come to take the rent.
Then take it from Raju.
Are you the owner?
My father is the accountant.
Since he isn't well, I've come to take the rent.
Give me Rs 175. - Yes.
Take Rs 1000. - Where did you get this?
You sold my shoes! - Where will you wear them?
He isn't a beggar! He has a suit.
I sold his suit and got this!
Take this? - I don't have change!
Let's get a coffee, we'll get change.
No need! - Listen!
Rekha, Seema, Meena, whatever your name is! Listen to me!
I'll get the change! - He sold my suit!
He sold my watch and golden glasses.
I won't spare him! - Beat him! Don't spare him!
Listen to me! - Raju!
We'll have a coffee! I'll give you the change! - Raju!
Give me this! - What are you doing?
Break his skull!
Where is my suit? It was a one-piece suit.
I'll give you a 2-piece. You can wear it by the pool.
Thief! - You're a thief!
Break his head.
Babu!
Bring my suit, or I'll break your skull.
Don't be mad! I'll get hurt with that!
Hit him. Break his skull! - You!
Babu, he hit you! Hit him! - He did!
What 4000? You gave me 1000 for the suit!
300% profit?
I spent extra on it! - What expenses?
It didn't have buttons. I had them sewn.
I had it darned where the rats had nibbled.
It was so dirty. I got it dry-cleaned.
If you want it for 4000, take it!
Have you brought it?
It's strong.
Five?
Rs 5000?
Sir, come here.
I gave you my shoes for Rs 150.
You paid him Rs 5000 for the small pouch. Why the discrimination?
Those weren't nuts. - Then?
That's heroin. It's the business of drugs.
You turn the heroine bald and sell her?
No!
Heroin, drugs, understood?
Drugs? - Yes.
Sir! You're very naughty!
Give me this suit. - Take it for 4000! Or get lost!
I'll inform the police!
The one who gave me this is a policeman.
Fine. I'll tell the military!
Rascal! Can't you see?
I'll blast that jerk! Let me get my hands on him.
Sorry! - Make it sweet.
Give me some snacks.
Serve me the snacks!
Catch that jerk!
He shouldn't escape!
I've finally caught you! I won't leave you!
Wait, scoundrel!
Come inside!
Look there!
Take this money. Serve many drinks to those men coming in!
"I have given my heart."
"Love is in the air. Love is in the eyes."
"Keep my heart in your heart carefully."
"I have given my heart."
"A stumbling gait..."
"Even the sight is quivering..."
"My love will render you senseless."
"You might have many lovers."
"But you will never find one like me."
"Why do you hide your eyes from me like that?"
"It is difficult for you to escape from me."
"My beloved!"
"Magic is mesmerizing."
"I have given my heart." - Give me the money!
"Love is in the air. Love is in the eyes."
"Keep my heart in your heart carefully."
"I have given my heart."
Go on.
Why don't you understand? She's a bar girl.
I danced with her!
She can't be a bar girl! - Why don't you check?
I don't go to such places. - Come, Babu!
Come on! - No way! He'll get me into trouble.
Do one thing! Go alone!
If she's in there, drag her out by her ear!
Don't pull her ears, Raju! - Get lost.
Raju, listen...
You're worried about her ears!
She's a poor girl. - I'm feeling hungry!
How much for the banana?
Rs 20 rupees a dozen.
Without the skin? - Take it if you want.
How much money do you have?
Rs 5. - Give it.
Take this.
What happened? - I didn't find her.
I told you so! - The government shut the bar yesterday!
Give me the banana. I'm hungry. - What?
Uncle with the spectacles! - What?
I'm very hungry. Give me a banana.
Don't cry, dear! Are you hungry? Do you want a banana?
Shyam! Give your banana.
The child is hungry!
Are you a human?
Yes, eat!
Poor thing!
Uncle, give me one more.
Mine?
Take this.
I'm still hungry, uncle.
Take this, dear. - Thank you, uncle.
Where did he come from?
You scoundrel! You swindled my money!
How dare you? - Don't pelt stones at me!
Don't pelt stones at me!
Rogue!
I'm a gardener! He hasn't given back my money.
Beat him! - I'm the driver. He hasn't given my salary!
Beat him! - One minute! I know!
One minute! I don't have your money.
I had invested that money.
The company stole the money...
It's not my fault.
They stole my money! I'm in such a bad state!
I beg for food and feed them! Are you asking me for money?
You ask beggars for money? Shameless! You scoundrels!
Fear the Almighty!
Everything is lost. - Yes, everything!
Not even a single penny is left.
What are you saying?
Don't touch my brother. You should've told me before.
If you allow me to speak! - My boss is humble!
If you tell him about your loss,
he will give you 1-2 million more.
There's nothing to worry about! Come!
We are saved!
Left turn!
Enough!
Come!
Everybody come in.
Slowly!
Why is it so dark here?
Only brightness will follow! Please come!
Is this a gun factory?
Greetings, sister-in-law.
Shut up! What nonsense! - Why do you tease another woman?
She is a maid, not a sister-in-law. - Sorry!
The boss is here. Sir, these are the people...
Greetings.
What are you doing?
Keep the gun aside.
They've called you inside.
Come! You're very generous. 3 of you come in.
Sir, these are those 3 ***!
This *** fooled me! They've swindled your money!
Shoot them and spare me!
He's lying! He said that if we come to you, you'll give us our money.
He's lying! - He is!
Be quiet!
Be very quiet!
You people swindled Tiwari's money!
I'll kill you. - Spit out the betel nut and speak.
He was born with it. He lisps!
What are you whispering? - We can't understand you.
There aren't any subtitles.
Listen!
Don't act smart! How dare you answer back?
How dare you! I'll blast your head!
We eat Chinese food. We don't understand the language.
Give 20 kicks. - 20 kicks.
2 million! - How will you kick him 20 times?
Not kicks, I'm saying 2 million.
How can we kick you? - Babu! They'll beat us. Keep quiet!
Not 20 kicks, 2 million! - I'll explain.
Oh God, I'll give it!
Get ready! I'll give you 20 kicks. - Babu!
Don't you understand? You dare to kick him!
I'll shoot you! Give me Tiwari's money! - One minute!
Quiet! Absolutely quiet!
You people are blabbering since so long.
Move aside.
Give my money now! Right now!
His master is a bigger lisp than him!
Shut up! Quiet! Or I'll blow you up with a cannon!
Where is my 2 million?
Where is my money?
The 2 million? We already swindled it!
Are you trying to imitate me? - No!
I'll blow you away!
I've been lisping since birth!
My father used to lisp. My grandfather was a singer.
What are you saying? Speak clearly.
He said that he used to sing.
Yes! - I've seen it!
His grandpa used to sing! I've seen it, I swear.
"My heart keeps on singing!"
"You are my destination!"
"Hope the nights don't pass." - Both of us lisp,
we're relatives!
My relative!
Raju! Shyam!
Listen carefully!
You have swindled my relative's money!
Scoundrels, return it, or I'll kill you.
I told them. They'll give it. I'll go now!
Where do you think you're going?
Just turn around and see.
Where is his head? - Check the first floor.
Hey, jerks!
Go to their house and bring back whatever you can.
Even their undergarments!
Stop at the side!
Why did you stop the car?
Do you stay in this building? - No, in the gutter.
Gutter? - I want to urinate urgently!
Go home! - I won't be able to control it. Please!
I'll do it in the gutter. Please understand?
My kidney is damaged.
Raju, you have a kidney disorder? You never told me!
Didn't he tell you, Babu?
Let him go, or he'll do it here. His kidney is bad.
What if he runs away? - Why will I?
They're with you. I won't!
So will you mortgage us? - Hurry up!
Go fast, Raju. - Thank you!
He is a very noble man.
Come fast, Raju! - The scoundrel mortgages us to urinate.
A kidney disease is bad.
Drink water 10 times a day, urinate 20 times.
Half your life is spent in the bathroom.
Why hasn't he returned? He must've run away.
I think his kidney has suffered a heart attack.
I'll bring him! - What if you don't come back?
How and why will I run away? Babu is with you!
Do you think I can be mortgaged?
You mortgage me to urinate. A heart attack!
What do you think? He will run away!
Both of you go with him.
I'll get him. Raju!
Raju!
Come on! - Let me go!
Bad times!
Heart attacks used to affect the heart.
Now, it even affects the kidney.
Quiet!
Heart attack.
Why haven't they come back?
It's my turn, I'll check!
Do you think I'm mad? Sit here!
We'll check it out. - Okay.
Hey, goons! Come here!
Who will lock this car? What if I run away?
Okay, fine. - Yes.
He left the window open. He's not a smart goon!
Babu!
Pickpocket! - Why do you shout so much?
Come fast! - I can't! They've left the car in my care.
I can't come.
Make him understand. - Come on!
It's locked! - This way!
Come on!
Come on quickly! Let's run!
No one should know where we're going. The goons will come for us.
I've told everyone we aren't going to Kolhapur.
You proceed, I'll join you.
Where are you going? - I have to pay that girl back.
I have to go. - How many women have you borrowed from?
I only borrowed from only one girl.
Rs 572! She's a good girl.
I want to pay her back.
Have you fallen in love? - No!
I don't trust you. - I never trusted him!
Then come along! Let's go!
Nobody here.
There are only windows in the building.
Does she come and go through windows?
This is the back. The main door is in the front.
There's no doorbell on the window.
When the garbage collector comes... - Pappu!
Does your father stay over here? - Take his blessings.
Pappu! - Pappu? Where is he?
Why is he here? - Am I his secretary?
You're dead!
Raju, I told you not to come here.
What is this scoundrel doing here?
Father, take the tea.
Brother, why have you come here?
You've already ruined us!
You stole father's money by forging his signature.
You stole my jewellery and sold off the house!
We're living in a rented house now!
Listen sister... - Don't call me sister.
Get out!
Don't deprive us of the little peace left.
Get out! - Don't open the door. They'll kill me.
Which people? - They are very dangerous people.
What? - They will take my life.
I had 2 million that belonged to Tiwari.
Someone told me I could double the money in 25 days.
I wanted to double it and settle all your debts. But...
My luck was bad.
The people I gave the 2 million to, cheated me and ran away!
They left me! Tiwari won't spare me!
Open the door!
Who is it? - Open it!
Don't open the door! Go inside!
Don't open the door!
Who are these people?
Where were you hiding? - I have worked with you.
You're like my brothers. - Leave him.
Don't do anything to my sister!
I beg of you, spare her! Don't do anything to her.
Please let me go.
Brother! No!
Oh God! What is this?
Where did they go?
Wait, scoundrels!
Stop the car! Rogues!
Help me. - Take this.
Be careful of the gutter.
She got into trouble because of us.
We'll have to take something to eat on the train.
Her father is disabled. What have we done?
We need water. - What happened wasn't right.
Quick! We'll miss the train. - Shut up!
Are you human?
That girl was picked up by goons!
This scoundrel wants to run away.
I'm not going anywhere.
I was talking about the both of you leaving.
Raju! What are you saying?
I was the one who put the girl at stake.
I brought you to the streets.
I have to do something.
Board the train! - What will you do?
I'll go to that lisping Tiwari.
I'll tell him to take me instead.
That lisping Tiwari is crazy! He'll kill you.
Let him kill me. He'll finish me!
At least the burden of this sin will be off!
I'll go to him and beg him to leave the girl.
Hey Raju...
Raju! Have you seen this face of yours?
Who'll give you alms?
Look at me! I look like a readymade beggar.
I'll come with you! Come on!
Let's go. - I've been begging since birth.
My parents' love, a scholarship
and now a job.
My resume for begging is very good!
I'll have to come.
I was the one who wanted to be rich.
Why should you suffer for my sin? - Shut up!
What sin are you talking about?
When you were tying your bundle of sins
I put my pouch of greed in it too.
But Babu... - What do you mean?
I'll give you a tight slap.
Babu, he's a very cunning man.
He forcefully involves us in his sin.
When it's time to pay, you walk alone?
Whether it's fun or punishment,
the 3 of us must have an equal share!
If Raju takes two spankings, so will Shyam!
If Shyam takes two spankings,
I'll have to take a spanking, won't I?
Let's go to the don and seek mercy.
Come on!
You were saying that they ran away. - Sir.
This issue is between us.
Leave the girl.
If you want, you can capture me.
Please leave his sister.
Very well! Who will give me my money?
I'll give you 2 million.
4 million! - Why?
Weren't you going to double it? 4 million and in 3 days!
Oh God. That is very less time.
We'll need at least 30 years' time. - Babu.
Okay, I'll give you 4 million in 3 days.
What proof do I have that you won't run away?
I... - If we had to run, would we come to you?
Please leave his sister.
Fine! Pappu!
Take your sister along when you're leaving.
Go!
Open the lock!
I don't have the keys.
Shut up! I'm telling him!
The scoundrel... He broke it.
Which toothpaste do you use? - Babu!
This old lock isn't opening. Open it for me!
Keep quiet!
If you ever go to the police station or run away,
I won't spare you!
I'll come to take the money after 3 days.
You'll be dead if you don't give it!
Peter! - Tell me, Nanji.
I trust you. - You don't even trust your wife.
You're right.
I have the same amount of faith in you, as I had a year back...
On Munna?
He turned a traitor.
Don't worry, Nanji. I'm as loyal as a dog!
That's why I brought you to my den. Look!
In the police station? - Not in the police station.
On its terrace. Get the money!
Hey Gotya... Nanji's new man is here.
We have to give him the goods and the money.
Take this! This is the stuff.
This is the money. Be careful!
Bye.
Aren't you ashamed?
Because of you, we have to commit suicide.
Where will you get the money to give that lisping fatso?
I am your culprit.
There's only one way left. - Will you sell my loincloth?
Every person has two kidneys.
So?
But a person can live with a single kidney.
What are you saying?
I'll sell a kidney to a rich patient.
I'll get a lot of money.
Then I'll sell one eye.
I'll get more money.
Then one more kidney and one more eye.
In this way, I'll sell my body.
I'll repay Tiwari's loan and pay the price for my sins.
Oh dear! Oh, God!
I thought you were a devil, but you're an angel.
You'll sell your kidney for Baburao?
And your eye?
You are a God-sent person.
I'm not talking about mine. I'm talking about your kidney and eyes.
You scoundrel!
Babu. - Don't leave him! He's a scoundrel!
Will you hit me and take my eyes!
You'll sell my kidney! - I respect you so much!
Babu, you might kill him! He was just kidding!
It is a tomato! Tomato!
You scoundrel! I'll kill you now for sure! - I'll get hurt!
I won't spare you! - Hit him!
Babu, stop this madness. Please come with me.
You're scaring me with a tomato, you scoundrel.
I'll chop him like a vegetable!
Please calm down.
I feel like the mother, in the movie 'Mother India'.
She shoots her child!
I'll become 'Father India' and shoot Raju.
Cool down. Keep that gun down.
Excuse me, young man!
Who is she? - I don't know.
Yes, I'm Devdas!
Paro? - Not Paro, I'm Peter.
I sent you to Nanji, like a king, but you returned as a queen?
It's dangerous!
Nanji's men will kill me if they find out I'm here.
Are you here to while away your time?
We've come to know of Nanji's treasure.
Now the real fun will start. Nanji will be doomed.
Where are the goods?
Tell me!
Above a police station, there's a terrace flat,
I saw with my own eyes.
They have stuffed millions in the shoebox.
Two bags must have at least 30-40 million! - Great!
Tomorrow, we'll have millions of rupees from there, here!
And after that...
You'll be a bigger goon than Nanji.
You are great! - Kanji!
Who made Nanji the man he is today? - You!
Don't forget my 50%. - You'll surely get 50%.
My 50% and the rest will be for the children.
"Nanji has come out of his burrow."
"Munna started dancing."
"Nanji has come out of his burrow."
"Munna started dancing." - Boss...
I think that this girl is whistling.
We've been drinking, and you're drunk.
She's whistling because you're wearing this dress.
If you don't remove it, she'll hit you!
It's empty now. - Babu, listen to me.
Come with me. - I don't want to sell my kidney.
I don't want your kidney. - I don't want to sell my eyes!
Listen to me! - We don't want to listen to anything.
Come here fast!
I have news that will make you go crazy.
Which radio did you listen to? - No!
Our neighbour, Munna... - That petty thief!
He isn't a petty thief! He's a mastermind!
I heard with my eyes and ears. - What?
They're planning to rob at least 40 million.
They'll bring it to our neighbouring room.
Tell it to the police! Why have you got us here?
I have a great plan.
When Munna and his men leave their house for the robbery,
we'll sneak into his house in disguises.
When they return, we'll put a gun to their head,
and leave with the money!
We have to give 4 million to Tiwari. - Yes.
If we subtract 4 from 40 million, how much will be left? - 36!
You remember your accounts well! 36!
We'll keep it and split it 3 ways.
We'll leave this city and this place.
And we will have fun!
We'll have loads of money. - Great plan.
What great plan?
Nonsense! He brought us to the road.
He'll send us to jail!
Don't listen to him! He's trying to fool us. - We're already in a rut.
How will we get 4 million?
Babu, when those rogues ask for money, what do we say?
What will you tell Pappu's sister?
Will you commit suicide? - I'll murder you.
Let's get rid of the root of all miseries. - Throw me!
What are you doing? - Yes! Throw me down!
You won't live after killing me.
Please make him understand.
I understand. - What do you understand?
He's asking us to commit a theft.
Tomorrow, he'll tell us to kill them.
Right! - What?
Am I telling you to rob a temple?
I'm telling you to steal from a thief's house, not to murder.
He isn't asking us to murder. - Babu, it's the wrong path.
It's the right path!
Wrong way! - I said it's right!
It's wrong! - It's the right path!
Tell me how? - It's right.
Do you have another way?
Where will you get the gun?
Don't worry! I'll arrange everything.
15 of the guns in the book are with the Parsi.
Even the 3 special guns worth millions
in the international market.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, I suggest you should not leave him till we get the money?
What do you say? - Okay!
But did you find out about his guns?
He's in Mumbai, and all the 15 guns are with him!
But nobody knows where he is.
Search for him! I can see those guns.
Parsi?
The guns.
What if I get those 15 guns from the Parsi?
How will you? - That's my responsibility.
Give me 2 days. I'll get them!
Fine! If you get me those 15 guns, I'll free you.
The Parsi is sleeping in his bungalow.
We should wake him up.
He has 15 guns with him. - 15!
We have to get them quickly. - Okay.
Will it be done? - Yes.
Take out the chloroform.
Here. - Put it soon.
And? - One minute!
Good enough! Come on!
Who is there? What are you doing?
17! - What are you saying?
These 3 will make it 20. Pappu said that there are 15.
Instead of 15 we will take 2 extra. He'll be happy.
And we'll sell the rest! 50-50 what do you say?
Don't tell Pappu! - I won't.
You scoundrel! Where are the other three guns?
Which 3 guns? You asked for 15. I got 17!
These 3 guns!
Their value is in millions in the international market.
Where are they? I will kill you!
Boss, I'll bring them!
One plus one makes eleven. You shouldn't listen to the teacher.
Where are the guns?
This is what happens when you go to school.
They have the guns and ask me about it!
Don't act smart. I'll kill you right now!
Where are the 3 big guns?
Those? - I sold them!
You sold them? - Yes.
Who asked you sell those 3 guns?
I'll pay you whatever you want. I'll pay you double or triple!
Who did you sell those guns to?
I don't know where he stays.
"A small angel has come to my house."
Raju, are these real or fake?
They're real. - What?
Are there bullets in it? - Deep inside!
Really?
Did a bullet fall? - Nothing has fallen!
If anything has fallen, I'll throw it at everyone.
These guns will change our fate.
Oh, I'm so scared. - Yes, me too!
Robbery in a thief's house!
There will be a con game again!
Why is he taking so long?
Here he comes.
Police? - Police come every day.
They're from a special branch. Run from here!
What will happen? - It's a police raid!
You run away! Leave it to me.
But Nanji. - I'll take care of it!
Scoot! - Okay!
The policemen are coming from that side.
Go from the back way! Go! - Thank you!
The police station is this way, why are you going that way?
Which section?
I'm not the police. - Then?
I'm the CID.
Why have you worn the uniform of a police officer?
People doubt that I'm from the CID because of my plain clothes.
If I wear this uniform, no one will doubt I'm from the CID.
Wow! What an idea!
Why are you clapping? Salute!
Sir!
Hands up! No one will move!
Nobody is here, everything is clear!
I told them that the police are here. - Police!
You're the police. - You scared me!
Where's the money? - Nanji took it yesterday.
But the goods inside are very valuable.
At least 30-40 million.
Where? - The bag!
Where? - Inside!
"We are rich."
Here is the booty! At least 30-40 million!
Good!
I've got 2 bags ready.
Now I will teach Nanji a lesson!
Now no one can stop me from becoming a gang lord!
"I have become a gang lord."
"I can't find peace anymore. I can't sleep anymore without you."
"It's once again a con game!"
This is good.
I got a joker's dress from the Mohini theatre box.
This is good!
Come, let's go!
You people hide here quietly.
Come on! - We have to hide? Okay!
Where are you going?
We should hide in our own house. Nobody will know, right Raju?
Shut up! Don't take names! - You understand?
Raju is right. We shouldn't take names!
Why are you taking names? Hide! - Go and hide!
What are you doing? - You said to hide, right?
Don't hide behind me. Hide elsewhere!
Come on! Be quiet! Don't wake the neighbours!
Be careful! - Yes!
Get the keys! Don't push!
Police!
Hide! - Police!
It's the police! - In clown's outfits?
He's the neighbour. - He's that loincloth thief!
Why are we scared?
We are the real cops.
Seem to be secret agents.
Are you from the CBI?
SRB! - SRB!
SRB? - It's a special branch. Don't you know?
Your knowledge is very good!
No one will press anyone's legs! - Heard that?
Push the bag behind. - Fast!
Now raise your hands! Joker 'S'!
Shyam! Bring a rope!
Joker 'B'! Bring a rope!
The rope. I've forgotten it, Raju.
Fool, you forgot the rope!
B category C class people. Bring it from anywhere!
Will the string of my pyjama do? - No!
Do you have a rope?
Rope. - I forgot it in haste.
I have the rope. But it's in Bandra!
Shall I go and get it? - From Bandra?
The rope opposite your house which you hang your clothes on.
Bring that. - Bring it?
Bring it!
One minute. Bring the rope which you hang your clothes on.
Not the neighbour's!
Sir, your voice seems to be familiar.
Your face seems familiar to me. - Okay.
I got the rope! - Turn around!
Will this do?
Why are you using it like a nuptial thread?
Bring a bigger rope. Or I'll smash you with this gun! Understood?
We'll manage it.
Give it! We'll manage.
Do it! - Tie it!
Tie it!
Joker B, Joker S, help us! - I'm after you.
Everyone must use little rope. Don't cheat!
Is it tight? - I don't even like it loose!
Good! - Yes.
Will it open? - It won't until the morning!
I give you my word!
Good! - Yes, sir!
Bye!
"It's once again a con game!"
What are you doing? - I'm opening the lock!
Why did you lock it?
The neighbours will know that we went out.
Otherwise they'll think we're inside.
Don't kick! - I'll open it.
Get in! - Yes!
At least take me in!
The main item is left out!
Scoundrels! I have shut the door!
Very good! All are inside!
You're still wearing the costume!
Did they disappear like pigeons? - Sorry.
Come with me!
Come on! Check the loot! - Hurry up!
It's been ages since I've seen the money.
This is grass. - Look below it!
Just like there's grass above mangoes.
The goods are below it.
There's nothing here. Only flour!
After so much hard work, what did we get?
Fodder for the cattle. - He will kill us!
This isn't grass. - Then?
These are drugs.
Drugs? - Yes.
And this is heroin!
Which movie? - These are drugs!
Keep it back! We'll hand it to the police.
You fool, we want millions and billions.
Even your father won't give you a million rupees for this fodder.
This stuff is worth billions! - How do you know?
I know!
I even know about the 40-50 million.
They were talking about drugs!
I know another person who deals in this.
I know him.
We'll get 30 million for it.
30 million? - Yes.
30! - Will we settle our dues, Raju?
All of them!
We'll make incense sticks with what's left and sell.
We'll get a lot of money.
Was that a joke?
Go to sleep! Think you've become a millionaire. Sleep well!
"Fraud Business Again."
"It's once again a con game!"
"Have seen the Ruble of Russia. Have seen the Yen of Japan."
"Have seen the Euro of Europe."
"Have seen the American dollar of America."
"Even then this heart desires the Indian rupee."
"I love rupees!"
"Have seen the Ruble of Russia. Have seen the Yen of Japan."
"Have seen the Euro of Europe."
"Have seen the American dollar of America."
"Even then this heart desires the Indian rupee."
"I love rupees!"
'Money Murder.'
"It's once again a con game!"
Hey, Raju. My money...
Raju, give me my money, or I'll kill you...
Speak softly. Someone will overhear us.
Speak softly. What happened? - What happened?
Speak a bit louder. We can't hear you.
Speak louder.
I saw a dream where Raju cheats us and takes away our money.
The dream which you see early morning comes true.
See? - Yes. I also had a dream in the morning.
You are taking our money, and I'm killing you.
What are you saying?
That means Raju will be killed and you will get the death penalty.
And I'll have all the money.
I'll have all the money. - What are you doing?
What are you doing? Keep your mouth shut. - Shut up.
Shinde! Mhatre! All you men come here!
The loincloth man seems very excited!
The entire toilet will be air conditioned!
The tumbler will be made of silver.
Has he stolen our goods?
This black spectacle and white pigeon!
What will he rob?
If anything happens in the neighbourhood,
he's the first one to get scared.
All the females come forward.
From today, no female will stand in the queue for water.
I'm going to put 3 taps in every house.
3 taps? - Yes!
Hot water for hot showers! Cold water for cold showers!
The third tap? - There won't be water in that.
Those who don't want to shower sit below the 3rd tap.
You fool!
Is it your father's marriage?
That's how I was born!
Not like you!
We have to give money to that guy and Babu. Raju!
I had a bad dream that Babu
is telling everyone, before we get the money.
He's telling everyone! He's yelling it out!
What? - Let's wrap up everything and leave!
The police will catch us. - Stop him. I'll take care of it!
You go. - Don't create chaos in public.
You've just robbed the change from the temple! - Hey!
I haven't robbed from the temple!
I robbed a thief's house. Should I say what I did yesterday?
Babu!
If you've won a lottery of 5000, there's no need to tell everyone!
He has lost it by winning Rs 5000!
Listen! He wants to put 3 taps with Rs 5000!
That drunkard! Come let's go!
Bring him here! - You loincloth thief!
Keep quiet! - Babu, what are you doing?
The child isn't even born, and you're celebrating his birthday!
Are you going to have a child?
When did he get married? - He didn't!
You've started enjoying before we received the cash.
Where did the pizza come from?
Dominos has a scheme!
If it's not delivered in 30 minutes, it's for free!
So I got it!
He got it after 30 minutes!
He came in 20 minutes.
I didn't appear! He was looking for me!
I hid behind him.
I appeared 30 minutes later and got my free pizza.
I'll eat it for free! - Eat!
You guys can enjoy yourselves!
I'll sell the goods to the junk seller.
We have to pay back the lisping guy!
I'm only taking the sample. Staple the mouth of this fool.
Loincloth thief! - Come with me!
He's the one!
Come tomorrow!
The gun guy!
Kachra Seth.
Yes tell me. - That gun guy has come.
Come here immediately. I'll handle him till then.
Okay. Come on!
It's an excellent product.
Take this, Rs 5000. - This is only the sample, sir.
I have hundreds of kilos. - Hundreds of kilos?
That means you have goods worth 20 to 30 million.
Do you have an opium farm? - The goods are ready.
Is your cash ready?
What are you saying? Does anybody keep 20 million in a junk shop?
Call me up later.
This is my mobile number. Call me at 4 o'clock.
Go on!
Eena Meena Deeka.
How do you know the names of my 3 daughters?
How do you know? - We're in the same college.
But they're inferior standard.
Ma'am... Listen to me!
Eena, Meena, Deeka, at least listen to me.
Meena! - Why are you after me?
I'm interested in you. - What?
I mean, I have to give you money and even the interest.
Where are you going? You're heading towards the sea.
Why do you bother whether I go to the sea or drown in the well?
Look there!
Hey pretty woman!
Where's your brother? - You!
If I hit you, you will forget all your nonsense. Understood?
Hey you! - Let it be. Did you recognise him? He's that mad lover.
He swindled Rs 2 million from her brother.
And when our boss Tiwari, had the girl kidnapped.
Then he said that, 'You can take my life, but please spare her.'
If he doesn't give the money by this evening, he won't be spared.
So this is your reality? - No, it's not what you think.
This is because I had become a bit greedy.
My greed for money...
Sorry! You and your family members were in trouble because of me.
Yes, they've been troubled.
Everything will be all right by this evening.
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
I don't think that you will forgive me.
Leena, Meena, Tina whatever your name is...
Listen! - Yes?
Second thing, my name is Anjali.
I'm sorry, Anjali.
The second thing?
Then what was the first thing?
When are you returning my money?
Which money?
Oh yes!
I don't have change.
The spicy snacks of this place are famous throughout Mumbai. Shall we?
I'm shy. Let's go!
"How many desires..."
"Do you know how many desires have been aroused in my heart?"
"How many desires..."
"Do you know how many desires have been aroused in my heart?"
"How many desires..."
"Do you know how many desires have been aroused in my heart?"
"All day, all night, I keep thinking of you."
"I keep thinking of you."
"All day, all night, I keep thinking of you."
"Understand the language of the heart, let's exchange our hearts."
"I keep thinking of you."
"Why does my heart remain lonely without you?"
"I feel restless when you're not around."
"Why does my heart remain lonely without you?"
"I feel restless when you're not around."
"Don't leave me, come into my life."
"Come into my life!"
"How many desires..."
"Do you know how many desires have been aroused in my heart?"
"All day, all night, I keep thinking of you."
"I keep thinking of you."
What happened? - Raju has still not come.
That lisping guy's men can come back anytime.
Let's search for Raju before they come back.
What do you say? - Come on.
Stop!
Oh God, I am tired of searching for him.
I've even asked all the junk sellers. One even hit me.
Babu, if you ask a junk seller if somebody came to sell drugs,
they will surely hit you.
Where did that scoundrel go?
Please calm down. We'll find him.
Only 4-5 junk sellers are here.
Anuradha?
What are you saying? How will you sell Anuradha?
I mean this Anuradha, Babu.
Oh my God!
There she is, catch her!
Hey you!
Babu, come fast. - You double things, don't you?
Anuradha!
Why is the military after us? - Stop!
Babu, we'll surely get killed today because of Raju.
Come on quickly.
Hey Shyam! - What happened?
The loincloth is coming in the way. - Why do you wear it so loose?
Do you want me to take this off and run?
Sit on this. I will take you.
My cart?
Wait! - Anuradha! Stop!
I'll throw the banana. She'll slip on the peel.
Anuradha! Stop!
Double returns!
A raw deal!
Where are you going with this cart?
There she is!
It seems she has swindled the military's money too.
The military people are nabbing my Anuradha.
Today is the first day of our love. You'll have to eat this.
Close your eyes, open your mouth.
Anuradha, wait!
She swindled my money. - What?
Not you!
Catch her!
Why is Shyam selling Baburao?
Shyam! - Raju!
How dare you try to escape!
Catch her! - Hey!
They are hitting my Anuradha!
Shyam, where are the brakes?
Long live Maharashtra!
Hand over the diamonds! - Leave me!
Soldiers, what are you doing? This is Anuradha. Please be nice.
Leave her. She has taken my money.
They are not the military, but goons.
Oh, God! They are all goons. Let's run!
Babu, my Anuradha!
Goon, leave her! I said, leave her.
My Anuradha! How many times have I told you?
Don't hit! - Raju, hit him.
Attack them!
My glasses!
What are you doing?
Go home! You are hitting your own man.
Go home.
Come here.
Where's the money? - Leave her.
Don't let her go!
Go away!
Let me go!
Don't hit me!
Let me hit first!
Let me go. - Don't try to get up.
Come here. Give my money right now.
I want my money right now!
Raju, take it easy.
Careful! Her hand will break. Raju!
Come along!
You mean you're that girl's sister, who was with Kabeera?
My sister was divorced, and she even had a daughter.
I don't know when she started working for Kabeera's gang.
The police put my sister in jail along with Kabeera.
And that is why I lost my job.
But the responsibility of her daughter came on me.
I had no other option but to work in a dance bar.
One day when I reached home,
I got a letter from an important man of Kabeera.
'If you want to see your niece alive,'
'then open a fake finance company.'
'And get out double the money from'
'those three men who tricked Kabeera.'
'I did as they told me, '
'I converted the money that I got from you in diamonds.'
'But when I reached the address they gave me...'
The girl ran away? Couldn't you keep an eye on a small child?
What will I tell the child's aunt when she comes with the diamonds?
She's here. - Give me the diamonds.
No! - The diamonds! Catch her!
Uncle Abdul! - You?
Let's go. - My car has broken down.
Goons are chasing me. Oh my God!
Uncle, this is someone's prized possession.
Take care of it. I'll collect it later.
'Since then, I'm trying to save myself from them.'
'When I reached uncle Abdul's house after escaping the goons,'
'he was lying on his deathbed.'
Uncle!
Uncle, where is that thing I gave you to keep in your custody?
Cock-a-doodle-do! - What?
Cock-a-doodle-do! - Cock-a-doodle-do!
It seems he wants to see a hen before dying.
What about it?
Cock-a-doodle-do. - Uncle!
Cock-a-doodle-do?
Yes. - Cock-a-doodle-do?
Cock-a-doodle-do? - Cock-a-doodle-do?
Cock-a-doodle-do?
How is it? Isn't it good? There are tons of it.
Tell me, how much do you want?
You garbage can! You steal my goods and sell them back to me?
I didn't steal your goods.
Then who stole them? - I don't know.
A 6 foot tall guy came with this 6 inch packet.
Where are the goods? - With the boy.
Where is the boy?
I don't roam around with him in my pocket.
I asked him to call me at 4 o'clock!
It must be him!
Hello, Mr Kachra speaking. - Yes Kachra, Raju speaking.
It's him. - Call him here with the goods.
I've arranged for the money.
Quickly bring the goods here. - Where?
Here means, Devil's Lane,
Danger House, Dark Alley, in front of the graveyard.
In front of the graveyard, all right.
Graveyard? - One minute!
Is he calling us to buy the goods or kill us?
I don't want to go to the graveyard. - Some other place.
Move!
Mr Kachra, have you seen the Royal Circus?
Yes, it is in the open land near Matunga.
Why the Royal Circus?
Please!
He's calling us to the Royal Circus.
Why? Is he a small child?
He looks like a grown up.
Whatever! Call him there immediately.
Come to the Royal Circus quickly. I'm reaching there.
Okay, bye.
Let's go to the circus with the goods and return as millionaires!
Come on! - Who will call up that lisping guy?
Lisping guy! You do it.
Put the money in.
Tiwari speaking. - Hello, lisping guy!
What are you doing? - Sorry!
Hello! Mr Tiwari, we've arranged for 4 million.
Please come to the Royal Circus near Matunga and collect it.
But why Royal Circus?
Come here with the money.
Because the amount is huge.
We'll get it there, please collect it from there.
Okay? - Okay!
First class! Let's go quickly. - Come on, let's go.
I've searched everywhere.
I've hung every clown in the circus, upside down.
But I still can't find my goods. Where are my goods?
Munna, you sold the goods and didn't even call me.
Which goods?
The goods you sold. Why did you give it to the junk seller?
He was selling Nanji's goods to him. He was in a huge mess.
Which junk seller? Which goods? I'll throw you down the terrace.
Munna, you promised me 50% and now you are refusing.
You are cooking up stories about the junk seller to confuse me.
You scoundrel!
Do you think I'm a cop? Are you acting in front of me?
Didn't it hurt? Then why don't you shout?
Enough of your acting, tell me where the goods are.
Where are the goods?
Munna, it's here. It's right here!
Now you've come on the right track.
Tell me where the goods are or I'll kill you.
The goods are not here, but there.
What did you say? - There.
The goods were lying here all the time.
Get the booty out.
Just because I stole his loincloth,
he robbed goods worth 30-40 million.
Remember one thing, everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi.
You are right. - What is this?
FBI, CBI, TBI, I'll sell them all off. No trouble after that.
Kill all 3 of them as soon as they come here.
Don't spare them. - Okay, boss!
Boss! - I'll give it to you.
Finish the job, you'll get it, understood? - Okay.
They haven't come yet. - They must be coming.
They will come soon. - We won't spare them.
1, 2, 3, 4. 4 legs?
Three people were supposed to come. - Come on! Attack.
Tell me where the third man is. - Upstairs.
Leave me.
Come, this is our home.
All our problems will be over today.
Come on! - I'll open the door.
I'll open.
Seems we've entered someone else's room.
Keep sleeping. Sorry!
I forgot.
Oh God!
This prayer altar is mine. Even this incense stick is mine.
Even this house is mine. Something seems to be wrong here.
Raju! - Yes.
Come here! It seems something has gone wrong. Take a look.
Who are these people? - I don't know.
They look like your relatives.
Shyam! - Over there.
Come here! - I think the treasure is heavy.
I'll help them. Coming!
What is it?
Where are the goods? - Goods...
They've been stolen? - Stolen?
First Munna stole them.
Then we stole them from Munna and brought them here.
And then again Munna stole them from us.
Oh, God! What is all this con game?
I'm telling you, let's run away. - What is it?
Did you keep goons in the house to kill us?
Not goons! They are eggs. You broke them.
We don't know who they are!
Get out!
Is this a railway station? Get out from here.
We pay the rent, and these people come to sleep here.
Where's the money?
Sir, you always ask for the money.
I'll give it to you this evening. - You didn't tell me.
This evening for sure.
Tell your boss that we'll come to the Royal Circus
at 5 o'clock with the goods.
Until then you can play on the swings.
Till then I will make you swing.
Royal Circus?
We'll deliver the money to your house.
Even I'll come with you. - They won't pay if they see you.
That's only if they can see his face.
What's happening? - Run!
Get away!
Leave me!
Move aside, rats!
Don't fall over me! - Get up quickly.
Where are you going? - Let's do something.
Leave me!
Raju!
Come on, sit inside.
Listen to me!
We'll give you the money.
But you... - You leave the girls, we aren't thieves.
Bring the money and take your girls from the Royal Circus? Understood?
Raju, think of something.
What shall I do?
Royal Circus!
Come on, boys.
Where is Babu?
Move fast, don't worry. He's on the left side of the gate.
Look, he's gazing at those bananas. - Babu!
Babu... - You left me like an umbrella in the sun.
What are you doing? - Did you get the goods?
These are duplicate bags.
Even the goods are duplicate. Come on!
I won't come. You get a duplicate for me too.
Come on, we'll get your duplicate later.
There isn't even a single penny, how will we reach the circus?
We'll reach there if God wants. Don't worry.
Uncle, give me an ice candy.
You're back again! We don't even have money for poison.
Go away. - Raju, how will we reach the circus?
Raju, think of something.
Come on!
Look at that drama company!
Come on!
Devil, are you going to watch a drama now?
They're from our colony.
We'll ask them to drop us to the Royal Circus. Come quick!
Wait, sir!
Royal Circus?
Give me a balloon.
Uncle, give me a balloon.
Dear, what are you doing here?
Leave the aunt and nab the kid.
Aunt will automatically come. Hey oldie!
There he is! Catch him!
Tell your aunt that her possession is in this Cock-a-doodle-do.
Cock-a-doodle-do? - Wait, you troublesome...
Hey, trouble...
Move!
Cock-a-doodle-do!
Get down!
You pollute the air and then switch the fan on!
How many burgers do you eat?
Hey drama guys! Thank you!
If our work is done today,
I'll give you Rs 100,000 as donation. - Come on!
You can wear better clothes. - Yes, we'll give it to you.
Okay come on, bye!
Did you hear that? A donation of 100,000!
It means, the deal is very big. Let's wait.
Where will we find that lisping guy?
Babu, look, there he is. - Where?
The lisper!
- My God!
You get only popcorn here.
The scoundrel!
They came before time. How will we give him the money now?
I have a plan!
We'll take money from them and give it to them.
An elephant? Where will you go to sell an elephant?
Look behind it!
Can't you see that white elephant?
We'll give it to him.
I'll inform them.
They are standing in the sun. - Is he your uncle? Come on!
Look, he's come.
I'll get the booty and kill him.
Don't do that. This is a public place.
Just remember his face, we can kill him later.
I've got these fake notes for him.
We'll first take our goods from him.
Don't forget about my 2 % commission.
Greetings! Take this.
Did you get the goods? - Did you get the money?
What else could be in this heavy bag?
I didn't bring an empty bag either.
Give it to me. - You give it to me.
You give it first? - Give it!
Give it!
Give me that. - Sure. Take it.
Grab this!
Check the goods first.
Stop being so honest!
Even you check, if the money is genuine.
First we'll take 4 million out.
Do it here itself. - How?
Let's go to the enquiry. We'll do it there.
Sir, his child is lost.
Yes, his kid is missing. - My kid?
What's the child's name?
Baburao. - Baburao.
But that's my name. - Junior Baburao!
Hurry up!
Open it! - I'm opening it. Just a moment, Babu!
It's all there! Give it!
My loincloth is too small. I should've worn a bigger loincloth.
These Rs 500 notes...
How did the hair appear on Gandhi?
These are multi-star cast notes. They have actors' pictures on them.
They fooled us! - These are fake notes.
How dare he fool me! - Where are you going?
Let me think. - What will we do now, Raju?
Listen to me.
I know that there are fake notes in this.
You both know that there are fake notes in this. - Yes.
But that lisper doesn't know.
We'll have to tell him, right?
Please keep quiet!
Let's put everything in this bag and give it to him. Come on!
Tiwari!
Here!
Money! Come!
Let's go.
Did you get 4 million?
Did you get the girl? - Girls!
Yes, did you get the girls?
Give me 4 million first. Then I'll send the girls.
Give us the girls first. Then I'll give you money.
You give me the girls first. - You buy girls!
We aren't buying them.
They were with him for some time. We're taking them back now.
I'll handle it.
I made a mistake. Sorry! Please take her away.
Shameless guy! - Please!
Come on!
Did you get the girls?
Even his whistle is like him.
They've come. - Are we blind? We can see.
She has come. - Fine.
Hey Smarty, bring the money!
You send the girls first.
Go!
Take this.
Not me, give it to him. - You take it. We'll take care of the girls.
You are an elder. Go!
He's our man.
How are you? - Why are you chatting with them?
Come fast.
Babu! - Did they do anything?
Take this? - Is it 4 million?
Not the full amount.
It must be hundred, two hundred more.
Boss!
I've got the goods.
He's selling my goods.
This is too good.
We got wealth and guns. - Here, God bless your children.
You sell fake goods.
Keep quiet! You're no better.
Even you gave me fake notes!
Will you spare him if you know that there's fake money in the bag?
Babu! - No!
You're a very dangerous person, right? - What did you say?
You've taken his real stuff and given us fake money in return.
I'll break your jaw with this slipper.
Raju! The goods are there.
What?
Give me 4 million or else I'll kill you!
Give me my stuff back.
Where do I get the goods from?
What can I do? I'm helpless.
Should I kill him? - Wait!
Do something! - There's only one way.
The real stuff is in the car.
It's worth 30-40 million! - In the car!
Grab the bag!
Come on! - Get it!
Give me the bag!
How dare you? - Stop!
Come on! - Grab it!
Stop! - Where are you going?
Heroine! Red Riding Hood!
Your pyjamas are torn. - They're torn!
Where are they torn from?
Go there. - You go that side.
Catch him.
Nab them! - Catch him!
Look he's going there. Catch him!
The goods! Grab it!
They exhausted me.
The goods! - Nab them!
Where's he?
Where's he? Sniff him out!
Where do I hide?
First class!
There's no circus here. - I know.
Where are they?
Hold my hand. Are you out on a stroll?
You!
You? - Joker! We are jokers.
We'll go inside the circus and dance and sing.
Scoundrel! Imitating me?
No, I don't imitate. I have a lisp since childhood.
My father had a lisp. Even my child will have a lisp.
Did your father sing in the orchestra?
Yes.
Which song did he sing? - "I sing."
"My heart keeps on singing,"
"you are my destination."
Yes. - No.
His father used to sing something else. Which song was it?
"Kohl, my black eyes. - Kohl, my black eyes."
"Kohl. - Kohl, my black eyes."
Enough! Go inside and perform your act.
Come on!
Joker!
Your loincloth has fallen down.
You wear it.
Catch him! The bag!
Run fast!
Give me the bag!
Show something new!
Look there!
Gorilla! I'll have a banana.
Let me take it. What happens if I take one banana?
What are you grumbling about?
Do you know me?
Shut up! Don't glare at me. Come out if you have the guts.
Gorilla!
Thank you!
There! - Boss!
Shut up! What brother?
Why are you so scared?
Do I look like a gorilla? - The gorilla is behind you, boss!
Shut up!
I'm not scared even if he's there.
I've seen many such gorillas. Move it!
Look at the sky.
The sky!
Come on. - They ran away.
Nab them!
This way!
How dare you fool me?
Why are you threatening an old man for your goods?
Babu! Go and rest.
Oh God!
Baby! - Aunt!
Look here!
Babu!
I'm coming up.
God, how did I come from the stalls to the balcony?
Come! - Hold this bag.
You black bull! - Catch him!
Lisper!
Cock-a-doodle-do. - Cock-a-doodle-do?
Yes, uncle Abdul had kept something in Cock-a-doodle-do.
That means the diamonds are inside it.
Come!
Shyam!
Diamonds! - Diamonds?
Diamonds are in that cock-a-doodle-do train. There!
Leave me! - Diamonds!
Diamonds?
Diamonds in the cock-a-doodle-do? - Diamonds?
Goons! My diamonds!
Diamonds!
I got my diamonds!
You came with the pouch like a Superman!
Forget that! Who pushed me? - Not me.
Run!
Wait a minute.
Catch him!
I'm coming up!
Diamonds! - Catch him! Don't leave him.
Give me the diamonds.
Raju, I'm coming. Catch this bag.
Take it. - Not the bag!
Babu, hold the bag.
I won't leave you. Give me the diamonds. - Raju!
Shyam!
Why did you come here? I was coming.
You hold the diamonds. I'll help Babu.
Leave the bag! - You want the diamonds. Catch it.
Why are you sitting on my goods? Go on the swing!
Shyam!
Babu! - Babu, give me your hand. Don't be scared.
Sit inside.
Raju, save me.
I'll hit you. Get me out!
But you. - Ready!
How did you become so heavy?
Who is this? Leave me. - Babu, hold on.
My pyjama is coming off.
Hold me!
Hold me! I'm falling!
Should I let go of your hand?
Shyam, I'm tired now. My hands are paining.
Give me your leg. - Leg?
Give me your legs. - Should I leave you?
If you leave my hand, I'll kick you with my legs!
You have strong legs!
Get hold of this scrap dealer, Babu!
Hold him! Pull him!
Babu, hold on tight, don't slip now.
Don't leave me.
I'll reward you handsomely.
Don't leave! - I won't!
You're creating so much fuss for a single banana, man!
The diamonds!
He's coming towards me!
Is this a bridge?
Our bag!
You're following me for a banana?
If I take the diamonds, he'll come to my house.
Let's reach a compromise.
My goods! - Let go!
Diamonds!
Babu, we got the bag.
My diamonds!
You lisper!
I won't spare you. - Where's the key?
Do you know who I am? - I won't spare you.
I will...
I didn't tear your shirt.
I'll tear everyone's clothes.
Tear!
Why isn't it tearing?
Let me go! Leave me.
Let's flee! Get the bag!
Sir, those two men have drugs in their bags. Catch them!
Come on!
We don't need the bag.
Let's go!
Joan of Arc! Come on!
Come on!
Raju, hurry up!
Let Babu sit. - I'm sitting.
Saved by a whisker, lord!
I'll take a nap till Raju and Shyam come home.
And after getting up, I'll kill Munna next door!
The scoundrel!
The loincloth thief!
Have you seen Raju? Where are they, Shyam?
Where's Munna? - Raju! Shyam!
The time is up. We had taken money in advance.
Give it to me quickly!
What were you doing? - Hey Munna!
Take it. - My costume.
Take this. - Hey Munna, my costume.
Here. - This is a ladies costume.
Give me something. - Take this and shut up.
Where do I wear this?
You've given me such a small one.
Wait and watch, how I teach all of them a lesson.
"Hey my beloved!"
"You make my worries disappear."
"Show me the magic of your love."
"It's a night before Friday, come and give me company."
"Sunday night, come on a drive."
"Drive by my side, drive next to me."
"I miss you day and night."
"I'm restless all the time."
"I won't be able to stay. - Without seeing you."
"I won't be able to stay. - Away from you."
"You make my worries disappear."
"Show me the magic of your love."
"It's a night before Friday, come and give me company."
Shyam! Raju!
Baburao Ganpatrao Apte's orchestra is a hit!
Hail Maharashtra!
Hail...
What kind of a dream was it?
Why haven't Raju and Shyam come as yet?
I'll light a lamp of pure ghee for you.
God, please protect me. What happened?
Did they leave Anuradha and that girl? - Yes. I dropped them off.
Where is Raju?
He went to drop Anjali. - Where?
Remember those guns in the jeep?
He said that he would sell them to the scrap dealer.
We will get 200-500. I said, 'Shut up, scoundrel!'
'I don't want dirty money.'
'You throw the guns into the sea.' He's gone to throw them.
I always told you, Babu...
This Raju will get us trapped one day. - You're right!
Come on!
Let's swear on the holy fire. Make a pledge.
Oh the mighty Lord, we swear,
that even if we get millions, we won't do any wrong deeds.
We will never do any wrong deeds.
It's gone off.
Oh, God! It went off even though we took such a pledge!
So, should we do wrong deeds or shouldn't we?
No, we don't know anything, man. - Hurry up!
Where is the jeep?
Raju has taken the jeep to drop your sister home.
Did you find 3 old guns in the jeep?
Yes.
The ones made of excellent wood? - Yes.
Those big ones? - Yes!
The one with silver on it? - Yes! Exactly!
No, we have never seen them.
Oh man! - No!
That Parsi had stolen the guns from God knows where!
They are worth 30 million! It would've been wonderful!
30 million?
Look at this. It's written in English. More than 30 million!
Come on, make it quick! - Yes, I'm coming.
Did you find my mobile in the jeep?
I didn't find the mobile.
Give it to my sister if you find it. I'm going to jail.
Listen! What's your mobile number?
This booty is worth 60-70 million. - 15 million!
Look at this! 35 million! 50 million!
Whose mobile is this?
Hurry up! - Let me call up!
Let me call. - You can't even see properly.
You're wearing such thick glasses. - Let me call.
I'll call. - Take it.
Red phone is lucky for me, let me dial.
It got connected.
Raju, where are you? Raju!
In the beauty parlour?
Jerk, what are you doing in the beauty parlour?
He's a donkey!
You are Rani?
Why did you answer if it was a wrong number?
Why was there no sound of it falling in the water?
It's connected. - It's connected.
It's connected. - What happened?
Raju, answer the phone! - Scoundrel!
Raju, answer the phone!
Raju!
What are you doing?
Answer, Raju! - Answer!
Raju, it's a matter of 30 million. Answer the call.
Hey Lord! Pick up, not me, ask Raju to pick up his phone.
Answer the phone, Raju. - Oh God, answer it!
"Con game!"
"Hey my beloved!"
"Get rid of my worries!" - "Show me the magic of your love."
"It's a night before Friday, come and give me company."
"I won't be able to stay. - Without seeing you."
"I won't be able to stay. - Away from you."
"Get rid of my worries! - Show me the magic of your love."
"It's a night before Friday, come and give me company."
Raju!
Baburao Ganpatrao's orchestra is a hit!
Hail Maharashtra!